I’d intended for the post below to be the final one here, but then this just happened at Nelson Mandela’s memorial service—not exactly a funeral, to be fair, but I’ll just go ahead and take credit for the whole thing. Thank you, world, and good night!
The kid in this detention slip did a terrible thing. But oh my God is it hilarious in how terrible it is. Shocker of all shockers, the kid is from Florida. Well considering that this detention slip is definitely a neighbor of sexual assault, it’s a little less funny. But&
Mac & Cheese Sushi rolls. That’s it. I don’t need a clever intro sentence to explain why this is a brilliant idea. Sushi is amazing, but there’s no way I’m giving it to my non-existent bastard child. Feeding a kid maki is a surefire way to ensure he grows&
If you haven’t watched last night’s South Park yet, you’ll want to move along. This is a spoiler of sorts, though, truthfully it had nothing to do with the episode. South Park has made of Tom Brady before, but this? This was glorious. Tom Brady crapping his pants. You see,&
Technically, this might be a little inaccurate, since to be a “90s Kid” you were probably born in the 80s. Either way, be sure to check out Chris Spag’s excellent takedown of the Buzzfeed listicle machine over at Guyism.