Who knew Steve Jobs was a never nude? kryanjones: Happy Halloween from Sexy Steve Jobs! And before you even ask: no, of course it’s not too soon. (Ingredients: Black, sheer turtleneck, several sizes too small: oneHomemade cutoff shorts: one pairRetro Apple logo pasties: one pairWhite hair dye to achieve Steve’s salt-and-pepper look: one canReading glasses: one pairSense of shame: none) 

Who knew Steve Jobs was a never nude?

kryanjones:

Happy Halloween from Sexy Steve Jobs!

And before you even ask: no, of course it’s not too soon.

(Ingredients:
Black, sheer turtleneck, several sizes too small: one
Homemade cutoff shorts: one pair
Retro Apple logo pasties: one pair
White hair dye to achieve Steve’s salt-and-pepper look: one can
Reading glasses: one pair
Sense of shame: none) 

  1. linkservice8 reblogged this from kryanjones
  2. robbercar said: Never-nude?
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  5. blymrtl reblogged this from kryanjones and added:
    like Tobias Funke meets Steve and I completely approve in every way.
  6. ohmanisaguineapig reblogged this from carlconnor
  7. carlconnor reblogged this from eskimosunkist and added:
    If Steve Jobs and Tobias Fünke had a love-child…
  8. eskimosunkist reblogged this from kryanjones and added:
    soon because it’s *sexy* SJ!
  9. guyism reblogged this from kryanjones and added:
    Jobs was a never nude?
  10. homoacting said: All is forgiven when the person wears jorts and slutifies (just made that word up) the outfit.
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