It’s called Tumblr, you may have heard of it.
Who in their right mind would step to this trio?
We’ve all been told at some point in our web-centric lives that cats, not dogs, are the true heart of the Internet. So I felt compelled to shed some light on this meme as it does a particularly good job at showing the insufferably obnoxious nature of cats. Contrast is with Lawyer Dog, Ridiculously Photogenic Puppy, or Berks Dog and you begin to get a much clearer idea of which animal species should reign supreme on the Internet: man’s best friend. Even believing the supposedlygood intentions of this cat is a farce, cats are evil and there’s really no disputing it.
How I feel on Mondays when my fantasy football team wins
in case you were wondering, this is the terrifyingly humanoid mouth of a Sheepshead fish, the teeth are for eating barnacles.
Business cat has made his way into real life
Business Cat is really making an impact out there in the real world. That’s just the kind of thing that happens when you’re an important cat in a tie.
Tibetan Mastiffs have apparently become something of a status symbol among the Chinese upper class, mostly due to their regard as a “pure Chinese” breed and their scarcity outside Tibet (take a moment to let that sentence sink in). Hong Dong (Big Splash), an 11-month-old, 180lb. Tibetan Mastiff (pictured above) was recently awarded the honor of being labeled the “world’s most expensive dog” after being purchased by a Chinese coal baron for 10 million yuan (~$1.5 million).
Sure this dog may be worth over $1 million. But my pup would beat his ass and then she’d piss on its dismembered dog face.
Two bears speaking Italian. The gold chain really adds to the authenticity.
There is too much awesome in this .gif to even contemplate.
This is Wally. Southern California cops found him guarding an illegal pot farm during a raid that yielded over $1.5 million in weed. He is an alligator and he is awesome.